BULLSHIT
For the meeting survivor, jargon sceptic or friend with a finely tuned nonsense detector.
24 Words.
24 Books.
A dangerously giftable collection of outrageous titles
Real paperback books that look like serious, scholarly library volumes — until you read the title. Each one takes a single notorious swear word and treats it with mock-academic seriousness: proper chapters, footnotes, illustrations and references. They are the gag gift people open, double-take, and then actually read.
A proper book. An improper present.
Start with a familiar swear word, a running joke or a friend who enjoys an affectionate insult. Every title has real content behind the cover.
BOLLOCKS
For British slang lovers and anyone whose response to nonsense is already on the cover.
WANKER
For a friend who enjoys dry British humour and an affectionate insult in scholarly dress.
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The Big Three
The strongest reactions in the range. Tap any cover to see inside the book and buy on Amazon.
CUNT
DICKHEAD
Yes — they're real books
Not a blank notebook. Not a joke cover wrapped around empty pages. Every title is a genuine paperback with real interior content: contents pages, chapters, footnotes, quotations and illustrations, written completely straight-faced.
That's the whole joke — and the reason people keep them on the shelf instead of binning them after Christmas.
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