BEEF CURTAINS
The Odyssey of a Word
The ULTIMATE gag gift for that BEEF CURTAINS in your life.
At first glance, BEEF CURTAINS: The Odyssey of a Word looks like a prestigious, scholarly text worthy of the British Library. Written by an Oxford DPhil and packed with “ancient” citations, it carries the full gravitas of a religious relic.
It is delivered with such a straight face that many readers will not even realise it is a gag...which just makes the whole thing even funnier.
- The ultimate gag gift
- Guaranteed to cause a scene, whether good or bad!
- A genuinely fascinating read (after the dust has settled)
- The Perfect 'Toilet Book'
BEEF CURTAINS: The Odyssey of a Word is a mock-scholarly gag book that treats one of the English language’s most notorious words as if it were a priceless cultural artefact. Because, frankly, it is.
Whilst it is primarily a gag gift, it also explores the surprisingly fascinating history of how the word BEEF CURTAINS came to exist in the first place, making it a genuinely interesting read in its own right.
Not for delicate readers
BEEF CURTAINS: The Odyssey of a Word is one of the most unapologetically adult titles in the collection. It is not trying to be refined, family-friendly or even vaguely respectable. Its appeal is the contrast between the absurd vulgarity of the phrase and the suspiciously serious way the book presents itself.
This is the choice for someone with a filthy sense of humour and no great concern for polite dinner-party approval. It is a rude gag gift that works because the title is already outrageous, and the mock-academic treatment only makes the whole thing more ridiculous.
Best bought for
- Friends with a very adult sense of humour
- Outrageous gag gifts
- People who enjoy deliberately filthy jokes
- Rude gift collectors
- Anyone who should not be left unsupervised in a bookshop
The joke doesn't stop at the cover
Most novelty books stop at the title. BEEF CURTAINS doesn't.
BEEF CURTAINS is written, designed and presented as though it were a genuine academic publication. Across 126 pages, chapter structures, illustrations, quotations, references, footnotes and historical commentary all contribute to the illusion.
Many unsuspecting recipients who are gifted this treasure initially assume it must be a real scholarly work and may become genuinely offended, which of course only makes the gag even better.
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